ROMAINE OR ROGAINE? 12 HOUR REDDIT DEBATE EXPLAINED

The internet erupted yesterday when a curious post/thread/topic on Reddit sparked a heated debate/argument/discussion. Users/Redditors/The community were faced with a perplexing choice/question/dilemma: would they choose the crunchy goodness of romaine lettuce or the hair-growth potential of Rogaine? The reason/motivation/inspiration behind this bi